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Stray Lake U, the college of last resort

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Get your degree from Stray Lake U

Yes, now you, too, can be awarded a Bachelor of Animal Husbandry (BAH) degree from Stray Lake U, the college of last resort. Imagine the faces of your friends and family when they see your diploma hanging on the wall. No, wait, don't imagine, just go ahead and get this prestigious sheepskin* and worry about the consequences later.

(*This diploma actually contains no sheepskin or other sheep parts or sheep byproducts.)

Tiny rendering of prestigious sheepskin*

"How can I get my hands on this treasure?" you ask. Go to the Download my Diploma page, where you can print the diploma as it appears in your browser then - be sure to remember this part - write YOUR NAME on the blank line. If you write ANYONE ELSE'S NAME on the blank line, well, he or she probably deserves it. And please note, printers have a way of not rendering colors exactly as you see them in your browser, but that will in no way affect the validity or prestige of your degree. It'll just look a little funny. (Set your page options at: Portrait; Left and Right margins, .75"; Top and Bottom margins, 1.5"; Header and Footer boxes should be empty.) To return to this page from Download my Diploma, use the back button on your browser. To return to page one of the Signal-Gazette, click on the Straylake.com web address at the bottom of the page. To go to Tahiti, call your travel agent.

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